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She was behind a curtain, having a good massage, when she heard a voice in English asking one of the staff, “what kind of massage do you provide here?
” The staff member responded “pressure point massage.” The English voice asked “what other kinds of massage?
” To which the response was, “pressure point massage.” The inquisitive chap on the other side of the curtain pressed on. ” the voice of the staff member was now getting louder, “we do normal massage.” The English voice pressed on and finally got to the point, “what about a happy ending?
” At which point the response was “you dirty man, you get out now!
Dutch women are, in the opinion of the shallow man, the most predatory women on planet earth.
The Dutch female selects the man she is interested in with the precision of a special forces sniper, aiming at a target.
” no starter, or main course just a sprint through to dessert.
The shallow man is risking a storm of abuse by bringing this up again, but, I’ve been told repeatedly by expat women, even as recently as yesterday (thank you Vittoria) that Dutch men are tighter than a virgin female flea.
My advice will no doubt upset some, and if I am captured by a posse of angry Dutch men with lion king hairstyles and am forced to sit through hours of music from Tiesto, Fedde La Grand and Armin van Buuren, i’ll look into the eyes of my enemies and shout, sodemieter op, jullie domme kakkers! Dutch men, are probably the luckiest of their species on planet earth.
Several disappointed, international antelope, have asked me where they went wrong in their pursuit of the Dutch lion.
The shallow man, is, as always, sensitive to the needs of his expat flock.
Your date will immediately assess you as being high maintenance, while he drinks his glass of tafel water. The Dutch male is used to the fashion sense of the “doe maar gewoon normaal” Dutch female.
In other words, denim, shapeless boots, a top that clashes so badly with the rest of the outfit that you’d think Stevie Wonder was their personal stylist, and hair that would make a perfect nest for any passing bird.
This in turn has led to the Dutch male being one of the laziest when it comes to chasing women, as generally they don’t really need to.